Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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