I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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