They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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