I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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