this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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