was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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