another moral hangover. fuck.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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