Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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