Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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