Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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