OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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