writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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