She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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