I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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