you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I have already put on my inside pants.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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