you're like a bully in the Christmas story
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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