I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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