so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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