Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I need to sanitize my soul.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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