The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
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This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.