the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?