let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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