Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This girl is more easily done than said...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Congratulations! We have a period
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