Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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