They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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