he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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