Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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