so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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