I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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