Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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