are you still at the devil's house?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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