He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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