So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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