is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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