Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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