'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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