i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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