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I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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