Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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