Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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