there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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