saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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