10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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