Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
