I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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