is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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