you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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