sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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