If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
soo... how was my night?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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