he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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