There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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