Tell her she can't have a vagina
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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