I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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