i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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