I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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