break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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